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Monday September 6th 2010

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Obama Builds Dragon Tank

Obama Builds Dragon Tank

Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny’s

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's. He must not have gone on free grand slam day!

Barack Obama Single Ladies Music Video

Barack Obama Single Ladies Music Video

Oh oh oh.

Obama At The Bat

Obama At The Bat

Is it Casey? Nope, Barack Obama at the bat. Does he come through?

LOOK At All The New Agencies!!

Is Obama trying to employ the entire United States himself? That doesn't count as job creation, sir. As an agency creator, Obama makes FDR look like a rookie. We don't need this much more government involvement in our lives!

Idol Gives Back Shows Change Required

Idol Gives Back Shows Change Required

by John Roberts This week's results episode of American Idol was a 2 hour special including a fund raiser for "Idol Gives Back", featuring many organizations helping less fortunate individuals all around the world. It was a successful night, raising nearly $45 million. The thing that stood out most to me was the fact that our country is a piece [...]

GLOBAL DISASTRIFICATION ***

GLOBAL DISASTRIFICATION ***

Global Warming? Climate Change? Ha!  THIS is the real threat that we should be talking about in Copenhagen Cop 15. It’s music and noise that are causing natural disasters. We have proof. Don’t be a denier! Take a look at our graphs and statistics. Green jobs are useless. We need quiet jobs. Carbon credits? Useless, but you’ll soon be [...]

McCain and Obama Dance Off

McCain and Obama Dance Off

Obama won the election, but is he the better dancer?

Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, But Not Because He’s Black Or Anything

Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, But Not Because He’s Black Or Anything

More afraid of being racist than being an assassin?

04/08/2010 – Jobless Claims Rise UNEXPECTEDLY

THOUGHTS ON TODAY'S NEWS:  Headline: "Jobless Claims Rise UNEXPECTEDLY."  Statement by anyone with their head outside of Obama's rear:  "This is exactly what I expected."  We, who are capable of independent thought, are able to see the obvious which is that recent bumps in employment have been fueled by temporary taxpayer-funded Census [...]

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