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	<description>A News Punch In The Neck</description>
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		<title>Kid History &#8211; Episode 5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Randy goes to boys and girls camp with his friend Mike. Just obey the rules, Randy, and nobody will get hurt. He gets a little help from his conscience.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/06/kid-history-episode-5/</link>
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		<title>Kid History &#8211; Episode 4</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a story about Brett’s hard-headedness as a youth. He’s absolutely not hard-headed anymore, just ask the referees at his last basketball game. This is a simple story, but as usual the kids come through with the funny.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/06/kid-history-episode-4/</link>
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		<title>Bill Ceiling Raised</title>
		<description><![CDATA[by John Roberts The Constitution of the United States fits on six printed pages. After the 1,990 page health care bill last year, Congress decided that bills were getting too long and too complex. Subsequently, a bill was passed limiting the number of pages that would be allowed in any single bill, known as the &#8216;Bill-Ceiling Bill&#8217;. &#8220;It makes perfect sense [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/05/bill-ceiling-raised/</link>
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		<title>Obama pretending he&#8217;s against everything that led us to Osama. Brilliant strategy.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama: &#8220;We shouldn&#8217;t be in Iraq.&#8221; &#8220;Waterboarding is wrong.&#8221; &#8220;Close Gitmo.&#8221; The guy who led to the killing of Osama Bin Laden was captured in Iraq, and waterboarded at a Gitmo-type CIA &#8220;black site&#8221; to obtain the intelligence. Is President Obama really against everything that led us to the world&#8217;s most wanted terrorist? Let&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/05/obama-pretending-against-everything-that-led-us-to-osama-brilliant-strategy/</link>
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		<title>Obama rallies protestors to support union control of WI state employees. Taxpayers: &#8220;What&#8217;s a pension??&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[President Obama&#8217;s political machine is working to get thousands of protestors to gather in Madison, Wisconsin to help unions maintain control of state employees.  The state employees, who make significantly more than the taxpayers who fund their paychecks, are not willing to increase their personal contributions to their pensions (for you taxpaying private workers out [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/02/obama-rallies-protestors-supporting-union-control-of-wi-state-employees-taxpayers-whats-a-pension/</link>
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		<title>Social Life Board Game Commercial</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Available only until there are no more rich people to leach off of, and the middle class goes completely extinct leaving only extremely poor, and not the kind of poor where you can still afford an iPod.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/02/social-life-board-game-commercial/</link>
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		<title>Global Disastrification</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Global Warming? Climate Change? Ha!  THIS is the real threat that we should be talking about in Copenhagen Cop 15. It’s music and noise that are causing natural disasters. We have proof. Don’t be a denier! Take a look at our graphs and statistics. Green jobs are useless. We need quiet jobs. Carbon credits? Useless, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/02/global-disastrification-2/</link>
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		<title>Tax Day Tea Party Racists Caught Saying N-Word!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gotcha Tea Party!! Gotcha!! Finally the $100,000 prize will be awarded for getting these racists on tape. This video is gonna be bigger than the Acorn videos, baby. Violent, racist tea party members caught on tape.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/02/tax-day-tea-party-racists-caught-saying-n-word/</link>
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		<title>Wacky Washington Health Care Emporium</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Congress is having a tough time selling health care to the people, so we thought we&#8217;d give them a little help.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/02/wacky-washington-health-care-emporium/</link>
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		<title>Man-Made Solar Systematic and Interplanetary Warming &#8211; PART ONE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[by JD Lindsay Mother Nature has punished North America this week with record snow fall and devastatingly dramatic drops (cool alliteration, right??) in temperature across the continent.  People are scrambling to understand where this 2,000 mile long storm came from.  The planet’s smartest and most prestigious scientists are baffled.  The world’s top universities and climate [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/02/man-made-solar-systematic-and-interplanetary-warming-part-one/</link>
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