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	<title>Narf.tv &#187; Funny Conservatives</title>
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		<title>Ambassador Stages Coup At UN, Issues Long List of Non-Binding Resolutions</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/11/ambassador-stages-coup-at-un-issues-long-list-of-non-binding-resolutions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 23:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Conservatives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[international relations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[U.N.]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure this scares somebody, somewhere&#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/10/obama-to-hold-job-performance-review-with-every-american-worker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 14:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[unemployment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[He is the boss of every American after all, I mean he will be soon.]]></description>
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		<title>Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All U.S. Dollars</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/07/treasury-department-issues-emergency-recall-of-all-u-s-dollars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Federal Reserve]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All U.S. Dollars. It could happen! Right?]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Builds Dragon Tank</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/obama-builds-dragon-tank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 02:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[spoof]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon]]></description>
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		<title>In The Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 02:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[corrupt government]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I thought that was the only thing our politicians did well?]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/obama-drastically-scales-back-goals-for-america-after-visiting-dennys/</link>
		<comments>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/obama-drastically-scales-back-goals-for-america-after-visiting-dennys/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 22:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Conservatives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny&#8217;s. He must not have gone on free grand slam day!]]></description>
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		<title>US Cashing In Gold Reserves Through Cash4Gold.com</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/us-cashing-in-gold-reserves-through-cash4gold-com/</link>
		<comments>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/us-cashing-in-gold-reserves-through-cash4gold-com/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 14:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Conservatives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inflation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[price of gold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Government]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United States Economy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[U.S. To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com]]></description>
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		<title>Who Left Fish Sandwich on House Floor?</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/who-left-fish-sandwich-on-house-floor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/who-left-fish-sandwich-on-house-floor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 06:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Congressman Demands To Know Who Left Fish Sandwich To Rot On House Floor]]></description>
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		<title>Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/study-most-children-strongly-opposed-to-children%e2%80%99s-healthcare/</link>
		<comments>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/study-most-children-strongly-opposed-to-children%e2%80%99s-healthcare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 19:09:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[health care bill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare. If only children could vote&#8230;..Right?]]></description>
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		<title>Barack Obama Single Ladies Music Video</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2010/05/barack-obama-single-ladies-music-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 03:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beyonce]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh oh oh.]]></description>
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