Unemployment is at 9.6%. If we had the normal historical percentage of people either working or looking for a job, then unemployment would be at 11.6%. We currently have the lowest labor force participation since 1984. That means the lowest percentage of the population who have to work. We also have the highest percentage of [...]
In another step towards each citizen wearing a government employee like a backpack, San Francisco has decided that people are too stupid to decide whether it’s a good idea to buy Happy Meals for their kids, and have taken the decision into their own hands. Citizens were ecstatic, stating, “Thank goodness for government. I’m not exercising [...]
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By John Roberts Scientists at Harvard and UCSD have found a gene that contributes to liberal tendencies. Professor Raymond at Harvard University suggested “We’re not sure yet what the implications of our research are, but we know that the first step to finding a cure is finding the cause.” There have been mixed feelings about [...]
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By John Roberts Government officials are finally getting serious about cutting budgets. While McDonald’s has come under fire over the years for serving unhealthy food, one thing has become clear, it’s not killing anyone….at least, not immediately. It’s reward? Complete regulatory control over the nations food. Senators have debated the efficacy of the regulatory process [...]
Gothenburg, Sweden: Guests had been politely advised to use public transportation to the event if possible to reduce CO2 emissions. Al Gore chose a Swedish government jet and a rental car instead. He then left his car idling for one hour during his entire alarming Global Warming speech. He was not fined, as authorities admitted [...]
An AZ judge ruled that proof of citizenship is not required to register to vote. In response, progressive democrats have immediately halted legislation aimed at giving “undocumented workers” citizenship and immediately begun new legislation to put blindfolds on border guards, patrol, and video surveillance in an effort to “prevent racial profiling.” Voter registration groups have [...]
