If someone tells you that this economy is Bush’s fault, ask them what he did, specifically, to cause the Housing bubble and lending crisis. If they say “Bush Tax Cuts” then ask them how, specifically, the Bush Tax Cuts relate to the Housing Bubble. If instead they answer “Bush kept interest rates too low” then [...]
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by John Roberts The Constitution of the United States fits on six printed pages. After the 1,990 page health care bill last year, Congress decided that bills were getting too long and too complex. Subsequently, a bill was passed limiting the number of pages that would be allowed in any single bill, known as the ‘Bill-Ceiling Bill’. “It makes perfect sense [...]
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by JD Lindsay Mother Nature has punished North America this week with record snow fall and devastatingly dramatic drops (cool alliteration, right??) in temperature across the continent. People are scrambling to understand where this 2,000 mile long storm came from. The planet’s smartest and most prestigious scientists are baffled. The world’s top universities and climate [...]
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You’re going to like the changes Janet Napolitano is making to the TSA patdown process. You may decide to go through security multiple times.
The numbers are astonishing. They would seem to represent an increase in aggressiveness, and a move towards success, but what they actually represent is a tying of the soldiers hands behind their back with more restrictive rules of engagement, and an allowing of the enemy to regain a stronghold. These numbers represent the fact that [...]
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by John Roberts In response to the attempted bombing of a Christmas gathering in Oregon, Homeland Security has decided to take security measures to the next level. After successfully quelling any Christian retribution in Oregon through increased security measures, Janet Napolitano has decided that her department must create a new agency to protect Muslims nationwide. This agency will be [...]
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by John Roberts The most anticipated stimulus, probably ever, was implemented this week, and the ripple effect has already been felt throughout the economy. Although much of what has resulted is somewhat unexpected. Federal Reserve chairman explains his decision-making process behind the million dollar stimulus. “When we decided to dump more money into the economy, we were so sick and [...]
Global Warming, correction, Climate Change, correction, Global Climate Disruption is to be blamed for the predicted coming cold winters. Many are praying for Global Cooling to bring some warmth. http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/LDE6AF1I1.htm
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by Brett Roberts Be careful what you say if you’re the victim of a crime. You could very well be fined or face jail time if you profile your mugger in a protected category, such as the tall, or ginger, muscular, or those who wear hoodies. Janet Napolitano has introduced a new standard for protecting all [...]
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by John Roberts As the naked body scanners and invasive patdowns of air travel patrons become more common, so do the complaints. New security measures adopted by the TSA and endorsed by homeland security secretary Janet Napolitano have people protesting that it violates their right against unreasonable search. Airlines worldwide are also concerned with extra [...]
