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Iranian-American with gun slips through security while TSA busy nude scanning Baywatch babe.

Well, we thought we were safer with the TSA’s hands all up in our business, but apparently the joy of groping has been more of a creepy distraction for them than an increase in safety for us.  An Iranian-American businessman realized, only after he arrived at his destination and pulled his gun out of his carry-on [...]

Obama’s bill to extend Bush’s “evil tax cuts” passes. Now Obama’s “evil tax cuts.”

Congress and Obama are making the far left extremely angry by extending the Bush tax cuts that Obama campaigned on as being the cause of our downturn.  A low federal interest rate was also blamed.  Well, since Obama has been in office he’s kept the fed rate as low or lower than Bush did, and [...]

Inflation hits grocery stores. Economists say only beginning. Obama: “Wait, I thought inflation was a good thing.”

Cereal, eggs, milk, orange juice, peanut butter, bread… it’s all going up in price.  Get ready to pay an extra $25 or so at checkout, and it’s only going up from here.  The Obama Administration has been printing money like he’s planning on wallpapering the entire Earth.  Economists have speculated that this would come back [...]

Rogue nuclear countries, but Obama focuses on disarming U.S. and Russia. Unaware Cold War already over.

In an attempt to end the Cold War, which ended in 1991, President Obama is negotiating nuclear arsenals with Russia. That must be what he’s doing, because that would be less idiotic than the theory that if we reduce our arsenal and make Russia promise not to increase theirs that it will somehow convince Iran and North Korea [...]

Congress goes on one last $1.1 TRILLION spending spree as the door hits them on the way out. Uhhh… Buh Bye.

Pork, pork, pork.  Voters are wishing these little piggies would go wee-wee-wee all the way home and quit spending taxpayer money on idiotic crap as they spend their last days as Congressmen.  This bill is supposed to be funding the government through 2011, and the goverment will run out of money on Saturday if it doesn’t [...]

Lib crazy burns “rich people” houses. Meanwhile, rich Congress spending another $858 billion on “stimulus.”

Democrats in Congress continue to beat the class warfare drum that lead to the serial arson of “rich people houses” in Cape Cod, complete with “F* the rich” spray paint.  The ironic part of this is that this liberal arsonist is most likely burning down houses of fellow liberals.  After all, it is Cape Cod. The [...]

Mitt Romney says scrap tax deal with Dem “stimulus” addition. Dems respond, “Shhh! Don’t say ‘stimulus.’”

Mitt Romney, who latest polls show would beat President Obama if the 2012 elections were held today, seems to have gotten the message from midterm voters.  He wonders why this extension of tax cuts is for only 2 years, and why all kinds of “stimulus” spending has been thrown into it that will further add [...]

Federal judge strikes down Obamacare. Socialism apparently unconstitutional. Shocker.

A federal judge in Virginia ruled that Obama’s health care law is unconstitutional, and cannot be justified by the interstate commerce clause. This simple sentence, which states that Congress has power “to regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes” has been interpreted over the years to allow [...]

Gas $1.81 when Obama took office. Now $3.00. Blames gas gnomes.

Obama blocking offshore drilling, raising taxes on oil companies, and lowering value of dollar by printing money… None of these things have had any effect on gas prices skyrocketing, according to government bureaucrats.  A new government agency has been created to study and fight the impact of gas gnomes on gas prices.  With a budget [...]

Iran putting missiles in Venezuela that can reach U.S. soil. No big deal, apparently.

Iran is planning to place medium-range missiles within reach of the U.S. with the help of Venezuela.  Can you say Cuban Missile Crisis?  Anway, the media isn’t making a big deal about this, so I’m sure it’s nothing. http://www.hudson-ny.org/1714/iran-missiles-in-venezuela

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