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	<title>Narf.tv &#187; Breaking News</title>
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		<title>Obama pretending he&#8217;s against everything that led us to Osama. Brilliant strategy.</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/05/obama-pretending-against-everything-that-led-us-to-osama-brilliant-strategy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 01:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama: &#8220;We shouldn&#8217;t be in Iraq.&#8221; &#8220;Waterboarding is wrong.&#8221; &#8220;Close Gitmo.&#8221; The guy who led to the killing of Osama Bin Laden was captured in Iraq, and waterboarded at a Gitmo-type CIA &#8220;black site&#8221; to obtain the intelligence. Is President Obama really against everything that led us to the world&#8217;s most wanted terrorist? Let&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama: &#8220;We shouldn&#8217;t be in Iraq.&#8221; &#8220;Waterboarding is wrong.&#8221; &#8220;Close Gitmo.&#8221;</p>
<p>The guy who led to the killing of Osama Bin Laden was captured in Iraq, and waterboarded at a Gitmo-type CIA &#8220;black site&#8221; to obtain the intelligence.  Is President Obama really against everything that led us to the world&#8217;s most wanted terrorist?  Let&#8217;s examine further:</p>
<p>Obama&#8217;s not releasing Osama pics because he&#8217;s afraid it will &#8220;enflame the enemy,&#8221; yet he pushed for the release of the photos of our troops humiliating terrorist prisoners.  OK, I get it.  &#8220;Hey, terrorists, we sympathize with you&#8230;&#8221; then BAM! Seal Team 6 is in their bedroom.</p>
<p>Obama doesn&#8217;t want to use Osama&#8217;s death photo as a trophy, yet he recently approved the release of photos of U.S. flag-draped coffins of dead U.S. soldiers.  Now I understand our Commander in Chief.  &#8220;Hey, terrorists, look at these photos&#8230;&#8221; BAM!!  Can you see straight with a bullet between the eyes?</p>
<p>Obama is currently investigating and prosecuting the U.S. intelligence officers who used enhanced interrogation techniques to obtain the information used to find Osama Bin Laden.  Hmmm.  This is a tough one.  Oh, I see.  What he hasn&#8217;t told us is that the trials will be held in the kitchen of Ayman al-Zawahiri.  BAM!!</p>
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		<title>Obama rallies protestors to support union control of WI state employees. Taxpayers: &#8220;What&#8217;s a pension??&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 18:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama&#8217;s political machine is working to get thousands of protestors to gather in Madison, Wisconsin to help unions maintain control of state employees.  The state employees, who make significantly more than the taxpayers who fund their paychecks, are not willing to increase their personal contributions to their pensions (for you taxpaying private workers out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>President Obama&#8217;s political machine is working to get thousands of protestors to gather in Madison, Wisconsin to help unions maintain control of state employees.  The state employees, who make significantly more than the taxpayers who fund their paychecks, are not willing to increase their personal contributions to their pensions (for you taxpaying private workers out there a pension is a state employee perk where taxpayers keep paying you after you retire), nor are they willing to increase their 4% personal contribution to their health care premium costs.</p>
<p>For those of you not familiar with unions, they are the collective bargaining groups that allow state workers to keep their jobs after they&#8217;ve become unproductive, or there&#8217;s no longer a legitimate need for them, all while increasing their salary year after year based on a predetermined schedule unrelated to their performance.</p>
<p>Now get back out there and continue your search for a job, taxpayer, and make sure you work hard so the state employees can get their yearly raises!</p>
<p>For those of you who already have a job, and it&#8217;s funded by taxpayers, and you&#8217;ve been there long enough to have tenure so you can&#8217;t be fired:  Pick up a sign!  Reagan would&#8217;ve fired you by now for leaving all those kids without teachers for so long (he fired all the air traffic controllers), but Obama&#8217;s in office now, so times have &#8220;changed.&#8221;</p>
<p>http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/17/AR2011021705494.html</p>
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		<title>Communist, and aborted fetus comedian turned gunman, leaves trail of death. Left blames Sarah Palin.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 05:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin better be careful with her words in the future.  When she lists for her fans the people we need to remove from office in order to restore America, she needs to remember that her fanbase is made up primarily of people whose favorite reading is the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf, and who [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah Palin better be careful with her words in the future.  When she lists for her fans the people we need to remove from office in order to restore America, she needs to remember that her fanbase is made up primarily of people whose favorite reading is the Communist Manifesto and Mein Kampf, and who like to laugh about aborted babies.</p>
<p>I mean, if we let Sarah Palin just say what she wants all the time we&#8217;re going to have on our hands an army of Communists running amok in this country laughing about the idea of strapping suicide bombs to babies.</p>
<p>This first one was just a warning sign of things to come.  Stop now, Sarah Palin.  We know what you&#8217;re up to.</p>
<p><a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/jared-lee-loughner-gabriel-giffords-suspected-shooter-identified/story?id=12572164">http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/jared-lee-loughner-gabriel-giffords-suspected-shooter-identified/story?id=12572164</a></p>
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		<title>234 years of national debt increases 60% during Nancy Pelosi Speakership of 4 years. One spendy soccer mom.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 23:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[$8.7 Trillion to $14 Trillion in just 4 years under House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.  In my family my wife manages the money.  I&#8217;m guessing in her family it&#8217;s her husband. http://cnsnews.com/news/article/final-tab-pelosi-s-speakership-534-trill]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>$8.7 Trillion to $14 Trillion in just 4 years under House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.  In my family my wife manages the money.  I&#8217;m guessing in her family it&#8217;s her husband.</p>
<p><a href="http://cnsnews.com/news/article/final-tab-pelosi-s-speakership-534-trill">http://cnsnews.com/news/article/final-tab-pelosi-s-speakership-534-trill</a></p>
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		<title>Democrat super-majority accomplished a lot, and was kicked out for it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 19:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The least popular Congress in the history of Gallup polling.  Why?  Is Congress accomplishing a lot a bad thing?  Yes.  It usually means more national debt, more entitlements, less citizen responsibility, less freedom, more public employees, and more union power. The kind of &#8220;accomplishing a lot&#8221; that I think we really need now is for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The least popular Congress in the history of Gallup polling.  Why?  Is Congress accomplishing a lot a bad thing?  Yes.  It usually means more national debt, more entitlements, less citizen responsibility, less freedom, more public employees, and more union power.</p>
<p>The kind of &#8220;accomplishing a lot&#8221; that I think we really need now is for Washington to start shrinking it&#8217;s power.  Shrinking it&#8217;s size.  Shrinking it&#8217;s spending.  Shrinking it&#8217;s bureaucracy.  Shrinking it&#8217;s influence.</p>
<p>I think we all like that we have highways and a sweet military.  I&#8217;m not excited about teachers being forced to make my kids read about the greatness of Socialist policies, or reducing their school lunch to 4 chicken nuggets and 4 potato wedges so they won&#8217;t be obese.  4 chicken nuggets and 4 potato wedges?  For a 12 year old?  Have you seen my kids?!  Does Michelle Obama have a thing for malnutritioned skinny weaklings?  Maybe she just figures that if the kids have no fuel for their brains they might absorb all the socialist propoganda better.</p>
<p><a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703909904576051803529108190.html">http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703909904576051803529108190.html</a></p>
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		<title>Medicare sneaks late-life care rationing into new rules. Rep. Blumenauer (D) whispers &#8220;hurray!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/01/medicare-sneaks-rationing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 19:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NYT: &#8221;Mr. Blumenauer&#8217;s office celebrated &#8216;a quiet victory,&#8217; but urged supporters not to crow about it,&#8221;  Blumenauer&#8217;s office sent an e-mail plea to supporters: &#8220;We would ask that you not broadcast this accomplishment out to any of your lists &#8230; e-mails can too easily be forwarded.&#8221; They had been lucky that &#8220;thus far, it seems that no [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NYT: &#8221;Mr. Blumenauer&#8217;s office celebrated &#8216;a quiet victory,&#8217; but urged supporters not to crow about it,&#8221;  Blumenauer&#8217;s office sent an e-mail plea to supporters: &#8220;We would ask that you not broadcast this accomplishment out to any of your lists &#8230; e-mails can too easily be forwarded.&#8221; They had been lucky that &#8220;thus far, it seems that no press or blogs have discovered it. &#8230; The longer this [regulation] goes unnoticed, the better our chances of keeping it.&#8221;</p>
<p>This is exactly the type of governing that this country needs.  Things happening quietly, and secretly, behind closed doors, hidden from public view, and discussed only among secret groups with hidden agendas.  Slipping legislation through using thousands of pages of distraction.  Passing many rules and laws only to distract from the one rule or law that is their goal.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but come 2012 my votes are going to be for Democrats, because they&#8217;ve truly proven over the last 2 years that they are the absolute best at that method of governing.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/30/AR2010123004409.html">http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/30/AR2010123004409.html</a></p>
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		<title>National debt rises from $10.6 to $14 Trillion in Obama&#8217;s first 2 years. Citizens still waiting for huge Christmas gift.</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/01/national-debt-rises-from-10-6-to-14-trillion-in-obamas-first-2-years-nearly-matching-bush-8-years/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 22:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George W. was a big spender, and because of that he had both liberals and conservatives questioning his spending methods.  In 8 years he raised the national debt more than every President combined up to and including his father. Now, let&#8217;s look at big spender Obama.  He puts W. to shame.  W. is a little leaguer.  Obama nearly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>George W. was a big spender, and because of that he had both liberals and conservatives questioning his spending methods.  In 8 years he raised the national debt more than every President combined up to and including his father.</p>
<p>Now, let&#8217;s look at big spender Obama.  He puts W. to shame.  W. is a little leaguer.  Obama nearly matched that in just 2 years.  He more than doubled Clinton&#8217;s 8 year contribution to the national debt.</p>
<p>I love this.  Why?  Because we all will finally get to find out what comes after a trillion.</p>
<p>First black president?  Sure, that&#8217;s impressive, but I think he&#8217;ll be remembered first as the president who made Congress raise the country&#8217;s credit card limit over and over and over in order to get every citizen&#8230; A BRAND NEW CAR!  Or whatever it is that he&#8217;s bought for us.  I&#8217;m pretty excited.  I guess we&#8217;ll find out what it is soon enough.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20027090-503544.html">http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20027090-503544.html</a></p>
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		<title>Hundreds of birds fall from sky in Louisiana.  Environmentalists react: &#8220;NOW Al Queda has FINALLY gone too far!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.narf.tv/2011/01/hundreds-of-birds-fall-from-sky-in-louisiana-environmentalists-react-now-al-queda-has-finally-gone-too-far/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 21:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s home state of Illinois in most dire debt of all the states.  They learned from the best.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 23:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey deciding to not spend money that the state doesn&#8217;t have.  This incredibly &#8220;ingenious&#8221; concept eluding blue states. This is the next bubble that&#8217;s gonna hit us, people, and it&#8217;s gonna hurt.  Start paying attention to it.  If you want to see which economic policies work, now is the time [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey deciding to not spend money that the state doesn&#8217;t have.  This incredibly &#8220;ingenious&#8221; concept eluding blue states.</p>
<p>This is the next bubble that&#8217;s gonna hit us, people, and it&#8217;s gonna hurt.  Start paying attention to it.  If you want to see which economic policies work, now is the time when the results of the policies of the past are being seen most clearly.  Look at the health of each state and see what their spending, green, union, pension, and tax policies have been, and whether it&#8217;s a blue or red state.</p>
<p>Your wonderful utopian promises have been broken.  But don&#8217;t worry, your elected representatives have made a ton of money off of convincing you of their promises, so they&#8217;re gonna be just fine.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/60_minutes/video/?pid=5aqxjXF2pG9wdYB8F5rq_3j6tN4i_j6v&amp;vs=homepage&amp;play=true">http://www.cbs.com/primetime/60_minutes/video/?pid=5aqxjXF2pG9wdYB8F5rq_3j6tN4i_j6v&amp;vs=homepage&amp;play=true</a></p>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s FCC takes control of internet.  Hugo Chavez couldn&#8217;t be prouder.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 22:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As usual, under the guise of helping us, the overreaching federal government has given itself the ability to silence and annoy.  How will they do it?  Surely by creating a super-expensive new division of the FCC, that we can&#8217;t afford, to monitor everything and everyone on the internet to make sure we all obey their new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As usual, under the guise of helping us, the overreaching federal government has given itself the ability to silence and annoy.  How will they do it?  Surely by creating a super-expensive new division of the FCC, that we can&#8217;t afford, to monitor everything and everyone on the internet to make sure we all obey their new &#8220;fairness&#8221; rules.</p>
<p>But don&#8217;t worry, we were smart enough to boot the previous idiot Congress and replace them with some people that have some common sense.  They&#8217;re going to start kicking butt and taking names in January.  2012 please come soon.  There are still some idiots left.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/dec/20/nothing-neutral-about-this-unholy-scheme/">http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/dec/20/nothing-neutral-about-this-unholy-scheme/</a></p>
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