by John Wharff Startling news from Washington tonight, as it seems the new crime law that was recently passed may have been based on some faulty research. In early 2009, multiple scientists received instruction to investigate and predict future violent crimes, and may have released their findings a bit too quickly. The law passed early [...]
by Martin Ricks Things seem to really be changing here in the District of Columbia. Senator Dodd’s words sum up this momentous occasion best, “We all agreed. It was crunk.” In a never-before-seen love fest, all of the senators gathered in the center aisle of the Senate Chamber and standing hand-in-hand voted in the affirmative. [...]
Liberals are trying to keep God out of Novembers Mid-Term Elections, if He even exists.
Unknown man holds press conference, urges American citizens to do things, and says he knows President Obama.
By John Wharff For those of us concerned with the state of our great union, good news is just down the pipeline. Recently announced is the new American Freedom Anti-Propaganda and Family/Education Safety Act, or “The Bald Eagle Act” for short. As its name implies, this act has far-reaching and vast-sweeping effects, all of which [...]
I have a certain group of friends I like to golf with. A certain friend, who for privacy purposes I will refer to as “Phil” for the remainder of this article, has a horrible habit. Not being the best golfer ever, he often finds himself in a bad position after the tee shot. Usually, either [...]
by John Wharff History books are full of the moments that forever changed the world. Whether they were the actions of individuals, or entire nations, these moments were deemed worthy and recorded for future posterity. Now children are memorizing not only the Pledge of Allegiance (if not outlawed at time of posting), but also parts [...]
Are you looking for a quicker way to get to work? Rush hour traffic got you down? Looking for a good upgrade from that Prius you’ve been rocking? Well, look no further! NewScientist recently reported that NASA has begun selling off old space shuttles in hopes to make a few bucks for the Air & [...]
We right some wrongs here at Narf Biscuits.
The Santa Virus is in full swing as the holidays wrap up
