Man-Made Solar Systematic and Interplanetary Warming – PART ONE
Mother Nature has punished North America this week with record snow fall and devastatingly dramatic drops (cool alliteration, right??) in temperature across the continent. People are scrambling to understand where this 2,000 mile long storm came from. The planet’s smartest and most prestigious scientists are baffled. The world’s top universities and climate researchers are all left scratching their head. Thankfully we have access to something that surpasses the collective intelligence of the entire scientific community. We have access to Al Gore.
In his typical, merciful way, Al Gore saw humanity’s confusion and he swooped in to rescue us from intellectual darkness. The short answer? Mother Nature is pissed. “As it turns out, the scientific community has been addressing this particular question for sometime now” gloats Al Gore, before answering the question that has so many scholars perplexed. “Increased heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what [I] have been predicting as a consequence of man-made global warming” concludes Gore. He continues later in his blog post by summarizing that the warming creates “all sorts of havoc.”
Gore isn’t kidding. “All sorts of havoc” doesn’t even scratch the surface. If you think a 2,000 mile long snow storm in the U.S. is a big deal, then the weather happenings that are taking place elsewhere will shatter your universe. If you’re not sitting down, then please find a seat before reading on.
Ready? Ok, in December 2010, astronomers discovered a huge storm on Saturn. They discovered in January 2011 that the storm has continued to grow. One nerdy space article explains “In the past two weeks, the massive white patch has spread across the northern edge of the planet, spanning a length some ten times the diameter of Earth.” There have been previous similar storms discovered on the planet. There was a different one in 2010, one in 2006, 1994, and 1990, but there hasn’t been a storm of this size and intensity in several decades and perhaps ever. That’s right; this could very well be the worst storm that has ever developed on Saturn. The storm is wreaking “all sorts of havoc” on the ringed planet.
Are you still sitting? Al Gore, with all his unparalleled intellect, has made the underestimation of the millennium. Global warming isn’t our primary concern anymore. Our enemy is actually “Man-Made Solar Systematic and Interplanetary Warming.” Our gluttonous consumption of carbon-emitting fossil fuels has caused more damage than we could have ever imagined…
Part two will examine how our carbon emissions on Earth have ravaged the delicate atmosphere of our solar system and what we can do to try to reverse or repair the damage that we’ve caused.
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