2010 April | Narf.tv

The “Prosperity” Game Show

What would happen if a game show was turned into a propaganda machine by the government. It’s just their way of promoting happiness and curbing “hate speech” (previously known as conservative thought). Let’s check out some of their economic questions and answers.

Apr 14 2010 | Posted in Narf Videos | Read More »

04/14/2010 – 47% Pay No Taxes, 45% Country Says “Not Overtaxed.”

THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS: Ok, so 47% of the U.S. now pays zero income tax. Yay. Unfortunately you’re not one of them, are you? A recent poll shows that 45% of the U.S. feels that they’re NOT overtaxed. Wow, so 2% of the U.S. doesn’t pay ANY income tax, and STILL feels overtaxed. Can you [...]

Apr 14 2010 | Posted in Breaking News | Read More »

Blonde Is The New Green

by John Roberts US Energy Secretary, Steven Chu, recently proposed that all black streets and roof tops be painted white as a measure to help curb global warming. The theory behind this proposal is that lighter colors would reflect the suns rays back into space, rather than trap them in the earth and increase global [...]

Apr 13 2010 | Posted in Environment | Read More »

Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, But Not Because He’s Black Or Anything

More afraid of being racist than being an assassin?

Apr 12 2010 | Posted in Funny Conservatives | Read More »

DEA Announces Successful Drug Bust on Son’s Room

DEA taking lessons from our congress on how to be worthless.

Apr 12 2010 | Posted in Funny Conservatives | Read More »

Obama’s Nuclear Strategy

Think Obama’s nuclear strategy sounds idiotic? Well, that might just be the brilliance behind it. Check out how disarming the U.S. and negotiating with terrorist countries just… might… work.

Apr 11 2010 | Posted in Narf Videos | Read More »

The Union Sends Over An Artist

When a pianist looks to the union to get an artist referral he’s not expecting such a quirky artistic genius, but all’s fair in a socialized work environment. Don’t worry about rewarding skill, we just want to make things fair for the workers.

Apr 10 2010 | Posted in Narf Videos | Read More »

Triple Bogey Congress

I have a certain group of friends I like to golf with. A certain friend, who for privacy purposes I will refer to as “Phil” for the remainder of this article, has a horrible habit. Not being the best golfer ever, he often finds himself in a bad position after the tee shot. Usually, either [...]

Apr 8 2010 | Posted in Opinion | Read More »

04/08/2010 – Jobless Claims Rise UNEXPECTEDLY

THOUGHTS ON TODAY’S NEWS: Headline: “Jobless Claims Rise UNEXPECTEDLY.” Statement by anyone with their head outside of Obama’s rear: “This is exactly what I expected.” We, who are capable of independent thought, are able to see the obvious which is that recent bumps in employment have been fueled by temporary taxpayer-funded Census hires. His policies [...]

Apr 8 2010 | Posted in Breaking News | Read More »

Ipad vs. Opad

Obamapad? Is it better than the Ipad?

Apr 8 2010 | Posted in Funny Conservatives | Read More »