Garage Sale – America Style
Are you looking for a quicker way to get to work? Rush hour traffic got you down? Looking for a good upgrade from that Prius you’ve been rocking? Well, look no further! NewScientist recently reported that NASA has begun selling off old space shuttles in hopes to make a few bucks for the Air & Space program that had its budget cut by the Obama administration. (see full article here)
When first put on the shelves, or tarmac rather, NASA was looking to make $42 Million on each vehicle, but has since lowered it’s price to a thrifty $28.8 million. But, before you bust out your checkbook, note that these vehicles come without engines. Don’t let that stop you though, I’m sure your local Hobby Lobby or Robert’s Craft has plenty of choices for rocket engines. Or you could always place a call to Stark Industries or The Wayne Corporation.
Despite the fact that the shuttles will most likely be sold to various museums throughout the world, thus keeping us normal citizens from enjoying them, the real magic is President Obama’s stroke of self-funding genius I think we need to take it a step further, however, and roll this ideal out to all government organizations, only specially tailored to fit each individual group.
Does your school need money for teachers, supplies, or food? Hold bake sales. Sell old textbooks and desks, or maybe auction of wings of your school to be named after whoever forks out the dough to buy them. Also, the Postal Service could offer gift wrapping for all parcels and letters and offer run rides in their MailMobiles.
But the ultimate source of self-funded governmental goodness could be the very senators, representatives and other government employees throughout this nation. We all know that certain allegations have been made about certain civil servants and certain wom
For Sale!
en of the night. But just think of the capital making power! Instead of seeking the comfort of prostitutes, government workers everywhere could become prostitutes, thus funding their entire time in office! Our government could become entirely self-sustaining!
Think about it America. The future is waiting.
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