Time To Cut Up Obama’s Credit Cards


by Brett Roberts

I remember a lot of people complaining that Bush was spending too much on the war, etc.  Where are those people today?

Yes, Bush was spending too much.  Actually I think his full name was Spendy Spenderson Bush.  My personal favorite was expanding Medicare by the tune of $800 Billion over 10 years to cover drugs.

Obama?  Obama’s full name is Debtbuilder Spendtacular Spend-O-rama.  Yes, that’s right.  He doesn’t even get to keep his last name.  It is now his maiden name, as he has given his hand in marriage to government spending.  Spending truly loves Obama, and Obama truly loves spending.  I entered their information into e-Harmony, and they were a perfect match.

OK, I think you get the picture. Speaking of pictures, look at that graph from the Washington Post.  Remember, Bush’s numbers dwarf previous records.  Ready?  Now look at Obama’s graph.  Wow!  Now, look at it again!  OK, now look away until you’re once again able to focus.

Obama’s most thrifty projected year is larger than Bush’s spendiest.  Is that a word?  Well, it is now, thanks to Obama.

China has started cutting up our country’s credit cards, so we’ve resorted to printing more money.  But don’t worry, actions don’t have consequences.  Oh, wait.

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Posted by Brett on Jan 3 2010. Filed under Opinion. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

1 Comment for “Time To Cut Up Obama’s Credit Cards”

  1. John

    Nice. I like the new names.

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