I think the White House is confused. Their budget freeze is burning up our money, and their Global Warming is freezing the globe.
They say they’re going to implement a discretionary domestic spending freeze at $704 billion, but that’s already $63 billion more than they said they would be spending in 2011, $82 billion more than 2012, and $79 billion more than 2013. That’s like eating a gallon of ice cream and telling your spouse not to worry about your weight because you’ve decided that you’re never going to eat more than a gallon of ice cream each night. The only thing freezing about that is the ice cream.
Meanwhile they’ve been pushing hard on Global Warming legislation, yet all Global Warming seems to be causing is a global freeze. A United Nations climate expert is apologizing for wild glacier melting dire warnings by a U.N. panel in 2007 that were not backed by science, and completely inaccurate. In fact, the only dire warnings related to Global Warming coming out lately seem to be for hypster doofuses to watch their facts.
So, hot means cold and cold means hot… you boost the economy through crippling debt… unions are the answer to successful businesses… you keep our country safe by giving terrorists an attorney, the right to remain silent, no interrogation, and a televised civilian trial… and you keep our country free by automatically registering convicted felons and people on welfare to vote.
Well, I’m on board. How about you?
