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Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All U.S. Dollars. It could happen! Right? [...]
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By John Wharff For those of us concerned with the state of our great union, good news [...]
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by John Roberts US Energy Secretary, Steven Chu, recently proposed that all black [...]
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by John Roberts In light of recent events involving death threats from Republicans, [...]
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Idol Gives Back Shows Change »
by John Roberts This week's results episode of American Idol was a 2 hour special including a fund raiser for "Idol Gives Back", featuring many organizations helping less fortunate individuals all around the world. It was a successful night, raising nearly $45 million. [Read More]
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LOOK At All The New Agencies!!
Is Obama trying to employ the entire United States himself? That doesn't count as job creation, sir. As an agency creator, Obama makes FDR look like a rookie. We don't need this much more government involvement in our lives!
04/23/2010 – First Neutral Study: Obamacare Will Cost More
THOUGHTS ON TODAY'S NEWS: http://news.yahoo.com First comprehensive look by neutral experts: Obamacare is going to cost MORE, not less. Wait... but... I... Obama... he said... I... OK, so this is a little reminder of the difference between the world through the eyes of a politician, and the real world. Politicians are like desperate salesmen [...]
04/14/2010 – 47% Pay No Taxes, 45% Country Says “Not Overtaxed.”
THOUGHTS ON TODAY'S NEWS: Ok, so 47% of the U.S. now pays zero income tax. Yay. Unfortunately you're not one of them, are you? A recent poll shows that 45% of the U.S. feels that they're NOT overtaxed. Wow, so 2% of the U.S. doesn't pay ANY income tax, and STILL feels overtaxed. Can you imagine how the rest of us feel? So will we now be [...]